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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TOTAL DRAMA Cody vs Noah

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Hey guys nothing going on today anyway two more till the season finale see you on the next rap battle

Note: This has some words that aren't recomended for younger people so if I wouldn't recomend reading this if your young

Cody is done by me
Noah is done by Jack314592

Epic Rap Battles of Total Drama!
Cody Anderson!
vs!
Noah!

Begin!


(Cody)
While it's true that your jokes are funny!
Your as lazy as a fucking stuffed bunny!
This is a rap battle not some spelling bee!
Fuck you, I have made it to the final three!
I'm weak but at least I compete in he game
Alejandro had fucked you up, your not gain!
You worked for Chris just to fucking get paid!
I caught you kissing my ear, what are you gay!


(Noah)
You only got to final 3 'cuz of Sierra!
You're a wimpy dweeb who uses mascara!
I'm the smartest one this game ever had!
You REALLY don't want to make me mad!
You actually think you're a ladies man?
Sierra is your ONLY fan!
So keep up the bullshit you nerdy geek,
But when I win, don't cry & shriek.


(Cody)
Oh shut the fuck up and go die in a hole you derp!
if your're so smart then how come you always get hurt?!
When Chris pushed you off the cliff you screamed like a girl!
keep your word-hole shut that's what you should have learned!
I have made it a lot farther than you did so don't call me a bitch!
So why don't you stopping reading that shitty book and suck my dick!
I have fans I don't see you have any I'm a fucking Drama Brother!
You have lost asshole so go home and go cry to your fuckin mother!


(Noah)
Listen everyone, it's Mr. Popular Geek,
and his super stalker fan freak!
Cody, you jerk, I haves fans too!
Have you noticed how Owen hangs with me, not you!
You're such a loser, you pathetic nerd,
You rap like a rat, I sing like a bird!
So, go be glad you came in 3rd,
but here, and today, I came in 1st!

Who Won!
Who's Next!
You Deciede!
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